this is an actual quote from paris hilton, who is currently admired by today's youth (from thesuperficial.com):
"I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn't let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn't a travelling circus. So I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in the limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot."
i fear for the future.