in case you can't get enough terrell owens in your life, you can now order his vintage collectible special edition 2004 wall calendar at a discounted rate of $5. and yes, in case you're wondering, there is a photo of a barechested TO standing next to a tiger. act now before supplies run out.
my favorite part of this is at the bottom: "this product was added to our catalog on wednesday, 19 october, 2005."
yes, a full ten months after there was no use for the calendar.
i don't know how or why JR found this and sent this to me, but god bless you, my man. you indeed do god's work.
as always, TO + JR = ha.