Friday, June 30, 2006

how i've just been offered a lucrative part-time position overseas

these people just don't let up.

from the deepest recesses of my junk mail folder:

We are pleased to inform that there are vacancies for the position of offshore payment and receiving agent, first and foremost let me start by introducing our company to you. We own a company in the United Kingdom, we are into importation and exportation of Textile Materials to other companies especially in a few parts of Asia, Europe, and North America.

We are therefore pleased to inform you that vacancies exist in our foreign department as offshore representatives, and we will be very glad if you accept to be appointed as our representative in your country and earn 10% of every payment received by you on behalf of our company. We normally encounter problems when been paid, because it takes a while for American cheques to clear here in the United Kingdom.

Presently, we are been owed lots of money and some of the company's in question has agreed to begin installmental payment, if you are willing to assist, you will receive 10% of the total sum you collect on behalf of my company.All you have to do is to send the information below to:garrysmith_112@yahoo.com


my reputation as a worldly man of payment and receiving solutions has obviously preceded me.

i might be able to parlay this into a full-time gig as a drug mule.

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