how if duane allman knew about this idiot, he would have changed the lyrics to this

I woke up this morning, I had them Statesboro blues,
I woke up this morning, had them Statesboro blues.
Well, I looked over in the corner,
and grandpa seemed to have them too.

Well, my momma died and left me,
my poppa died and left me,
I ain't good looking baby,
want someone sweet and kind.

I'm goin to the country, baby do you wanna go?
I got the bartender's checkbook.
I'm a-gonna forge us some free beer
until he catches me.