how you don't mess with jack bauer

here's 100 reasons why. and they're just as hilarious as why you don't mess with chuck norris.

here are some of my favorites:

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.