Friday, April 07, 2006

how you don't mess with jack bauer

here's 100 reasons why. and they're just as hilarious as why you don't mess with chuck norris.

here are some of my favorites:

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

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