how it's still asinine

here's an article from the new york times trying to deconstruct why celebrities name their children such mentally-damaging names like, and i'm not making these up, apple and moses martin, pilot inspektor riesgraf-lee, moxie crimefighter jillette (yes, as if it weren't bad enough being penn jillette's daughter) or audio science sossamon.

or, if you don't have the time, here's the gist of it: celebrities have a hard time with the concept of other people in the world. so their children pay for their self-absorbtion.

how i long for the days of cheyenne brando.