cherry chill eclipse gum is the robitussin of the gum world.
i say that because it tastes exactly like robitussin.
that's not exatly a ringing endorsement - unless robitussin is your methodone. and if it is, you're probably hallucinating about climbing the empire state building while wearing plungers and goggles. which means you're not reading this website, even though that person is my muse.
maybe wrigley's only employs people who are immune to head colds.
what does spearmint eclipse gum taste like? daytime nyquil?