some idiot from the department of homeland security was just arrested on 23 charges of attempting to seduce a 14-year-old. the amazing thing about this story is not only that he told her who he was and gave her his home and work number, not that he also sent her pornographic material and had explicit sexual conversations with her over the phone, but that he must have gone through this thinking he wouldn't have gotten caught - which makes me think so much less about homeland security.
but he was wrong. and that's the only thing about this story that comforts me, that somewhere out there, there are people being paid to protect us from people being paid to protect us.
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