here's an excerpt from yet another random junk e-mail i received. i love the property name.
We are contacting you regarding your property 64 JEWBAGEL RD. in TRUMBULL, CT 06611.
so, of course, i mapquested 64 jewbagel road. i mean, how could i not?
as it may come to no surprise, there is no jewbagel road in trumbull. in fact, i googled it, and there doesn't seem to be a jewbagel road in the entire united states.
could you imagine if there were? the possibilities are endless. would all the houses look like klu klux klan hoods? would it lead to guineabastard way? or irishdrunk avenue? there are many questions that would need to be answered.
but there are not.
until that day.