i beseech each and every one of you to please understand that i found both of the following carrot top images from different websites that seemingly have nothing to do with him. it's not like i did a google search on him. i'm sure if i did, i would have been taken down by someone from the federal government - probably from the trigger finger of the vice president himself - and it would have been completely justified in the eyes of the entire nation.
but, after i realized that i had just posted both of them just hours apart, i noticed that in each photo he's wearing the same shirt and, in what sends shivers up and down my spine, lip gloss and eyeliner. so they probably were taken on the same day. where? i don't know. why? who can tell.
what's the point? none, other than seeing carrot top makes me feel better about myself.