how i hope this is not a sign for things to come

tonight, i busted my fourth lightbulb in threee days.

by that, i mean that i turn on a lightswitch, and the bulb flickers once and then it doesn't work.

it's a completely random thing that has happened four times in three days.

i don't know what this means.

hopefully it's good, like when a bird shits on your shoulder. at least that's what i tell myself whenever that happens, which isn't often. but if it is a good thing, then maybe i should try to make that happen by wearing a david byrne blazer with shoulderpads.

okay, i'll stop typing now.