i'm trying to figure out which event was worse for tommy lee recently:
1. getting beat up by eminem's posse after he made fun of their detroit homeboy kid rock or
2. finding out later on that the woman he was flirting with all night is a transsexual.
the fact that both things happened in the same night means that he couldn't even feel good about having a giant shlong.
i mean, he could, but he probably didn't.
on second thought, he probably did.