i saw a homeless man reading "the onion" today.
taking into consideration that a healthy percentage of the homeless do not walk with the same gods as the rest of us, is it fair to assume that he took the articles seriously? and afterwards, did he ask his friends if they heard any news whether "Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming" was a success? and how did they respond?
i kinda hope that happened. after all, i write comedy.
but i still gotta admit, it's too close to call.