i saw an infomercial for memoprove, which is a pill you take to improve your memory. they had a bunch of testimonials talking about all their memory problems - you know, the usual, like i forgot a number as soon as i heard it, i coudn't remember what i just said, etc.
then they had a lady who said, "more than once, i typed a fax number into my microwave."
"more than once, i typed a fax number into my microwave."
sorry, lady, that's not a memory problem, unless you consider the "more than once" part of it. but that's the most incriminating part of it.
more than once, i mistook a microwave for a fax machine.
yeah, go take a pill for that.