how this is as corny...(puts on sunglasses)...as a farm in nebraska...(cue song by "the who")

here's a series of one-liners horribly delivered by david caruso on "csi: miami" right before the opening credits.

it's terribly cliched and absolutely hilarious.

i'm hoping that's not the miami that i'm going to visit tonight, considering that my hopes are set on experiencing something like this. hell, i'd even take this one.