because when the other shoe falls, it lands with a thud, and you knew that when we're talking about the anna nicole smith death story, that shoe would be steel-toed.
and, in this case, goosestepping.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.
The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.
"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.
He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.
Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.
so, to recap: we have a former playmate, who once married one of the richest men in the world, who made a joke out of herself on her reality show and during any live broadcast, who died under strange circumstances, who has had two men fighting over not only the custody of her child but also the billions it might inherit, might have a third man in the mix, a prince who has been married to zsa zsa gabor for over twenty years.
as tom clancy once said, "the difference between fiction and non-fiction is that fiction has to make sense".