how i learned a lot about myself from watching "jackass number two"

here are some things that i have the stomach for:
- someone vomiting
- someone vomiting on himself while wearing a helmet
- fresh horse semen being drank
- chugging beer into an ass
- bees inserted into a closed limousine
- a naked old woman
- wet balls on an ice sculpture
- pubic hair glued to someone's face

and here are some things that i do not:
- anacondas hidden in a ball pit
- someone eating dried up horse crap
- leeches sucking on an eyeball
- crazed bulls on the attack
- someone forcing a fish hook into their cheek
- scrotum as a bookmark (from the special features section)

i don't know if this makes me a better man or a worse human.