could've been the ethiopian honey wine, but also could have been conan o'brien's SAT questions:
pluto : no longer a planet :: tom cruise : no longer a star
tom delay in congress : must protect bush :: tom delay in prison : must protect tush
lowest in 31 years : SAT test scores :: lowest in 91 years : larry king's testicles.
cnn anchor : leaves mic on in bathroom :: clay aiken : gets mike off in bathhouse.
well, i laughed. so there.