Friday, August 11, 2006

how this sad story is written hilariously

fred the undercover kittie has been murdered by an oncoming car.

that is sad.

here's some of his career highlights, from

He posed as a would-be patient to help police nab a man pretending to be a veterinarian.

Fred had been "preparing for a new career in education," with a "significant role" in a classroom program that teaches children how to care for animals.

okay, he did not pose as a would be patient. he was sent to the poseur-vet. he didn't do much. he didn't purr his way in. he didn't fake an injury. he was dropped off with the vet. or with a senior citizen. or with a clown. what does it matter. he had no idea.

and he was not preparing for a new career. he was not working towards his masters. he did not put together class plans. plainly put, he was going to be petted in front of children.

how do i know this? because he met his end by being run over by a car. and trust me, something that was intelligent enough to go undercover for the police and also has a significant role in teaching children probably would also know to look both ways before he crossed.

call it a hunch.

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