so that i can have lunatics like leah remini and penelope cruz say prewritten and preapproved remarks about me like, "he's really beautiful," or "he's normal size."
if only i had scientology-crazed parents, including a brainwashed mother and a "straight" father, whose relationship was kept together with a iron-clad negotiated five-year contract.
if only.
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