i've been trying to come up with a real-life equivalent to the news that pluto has been downgraded from planet status to something not a planet. i think being a planet is a pretty big thing, and taking that designation away from you would be a huge blow to my ego.
i know i would not feel good about myself if i were told i were no longer a planet.
but maybe that's just me.
no, it's everyone. it's a very important planet. if it weren't for pluto, would zach morris have remembered "mvemjsunp" to win the knowledge bowl? no.
pluto, don't think you're alone out there. you have many fans down here on one of the nine. yes, not eight. i said nine. although some virgin and socially inept astronomers may have downgraded you, pluto, you'll forever be the last styrofoam ball in my cardboard box.
zach morris would agree.