Tuesday, August 29, 2006

how even on the millionth viewing, it's still as fresh as ever

- greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

- well that would be hard to say, sir. they're each outstanding in their own way.

- cut the horseshit, son. i've got their disciplinary files right here. who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. every spring, the toilets explode.

- you're talking about delta, sir.

- of course I'm talking about delta, you TWERP!

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