how you really can't tell the difference until you hear the words "monkey vagina"

here's the audio clip of the fake arnold schwarzenegger arguing about gay marriage and internment camps with guest announcer george takei on the howard stern show.

it's fantastic. "fake arnold" is spot-on perfect, and you can't really blame george takei. that is, until arnold says "monkey vagina" and "reacharound". you would think, like the rest of us, he would catch on, but then again, most of us weren't on the u.s.s. enterprise for our entire careers.

poor sulu. in his own words, he was "bamboozled".