michael schiavo, the husband of terri schiavo, has married his longtime girlfriend after a long (and understandable) courtship.
the most interesting part was the wedding vows:
PRIEST: "jodi, do you promise to love michael, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"
JODI: "i do."
MICHAEL: "did everyone hear that?"
you see, i'm already burning in hell, so i might as well pile it on.