Friday, January 06, 2006

how some jobs just beg for a reality show

if i don't manage to land a freelance gig during a week, i get full unemployment benefits - which manages to be about $350. that's not so bad for someone who spends most of his time writing screenplays in a coffeehouse or watching "judge judy".

but if i were just a little more ambitious and didn't care about my career, intelligence, life, self-respect, pride, legacy and what other people think of me, i could make $250 more and be steven seagal's personal assistant.

i choose being able to look myself in the mirror.

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