Friday, August 26, 2005

how through simplicity comes clarity

this is the most recent press release following the arrest of two brothers in the case of natalee holloway.

"They are suspected of the primary criminal act of together with other people committing premeditated murder, alternately together with other people murdering somebody, more alternately rob a person of her liberty with fatal consequences and even more alternately raping somebody. Aside from these suspicions against the two brothers, there are new suspicions, which at this point the prosecutor is not commenting on."

can anybody make heads or tails out of that?

personally, i think it's blatantly obvious who the perpetrator is, and there's plenty of clues in the above statement to make it as clear as water (not the hudson river).

the killer of natalee holloway is none other than...drumroll please...batman's nemesis, the riddler.

and before any of you ask, it's the one played by frank gorshin.

the jack nicholson riddler took out robert blake's wife.

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