Wednesday, November 01, 2006

how i'm making this statement loud and clear and i challenge anyone to question me

after yet another success story this morning at borders books, i think it is fair to say that i have to be, without a shadow of a doubt, among the top 1% of people in the world who can catch things before they accidentally fall to the floor. specifically, pencils off a table.

nobody can touch me on this. and if you step to me, prepare to bow to me.

this i decree.

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