that since halloween is really an excuse for women to dress slutty (as in "slutty cat" outfit or "slutty butterfly" outfit or even "slutty nurse" outfit), that it might be funny to walk up to any woman walking around downtown today and say, "hey! i get it! you're a slutty lawyer today!" or "hey! you're a slutty account executive today, right?" and see what happens.
of course, i said it would be funny. no way in hell am i gonna do it.
maybe i'll save it for a screenplay.
i should be getting e-mails for this one.