Sunday, September 18, 2005

how you never stop learning

two things i learned this weekend:

1. that peter cetera was hired by chicago because of his skillz as a bassist. he became a vocalist years later, when he claimed that "he was a man who would fight for your honor".

2. when you have sex without a condom or without birth control, it's called "pulling the goalie".

i am now a better man.

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