these are four things i witnessed this week in new york:
1. charlize theron dressed down but still looking amazingly gorgeous.
2. a one-man drug bust going down on 46th and 5th ave where the perp's friend ran off with the evidence as the cop held the perp down.
3. great tail in soho and midtown, and men around them who whiplash themselves to get another glimpse (myself included).
4. a man on segway who was so fat that riding on that exercise-avoiding machine is probably an eventually fatal decision.