these are among the sounds that my stomach made tonight, in no particular order:
1. an oncoming train on its way towards an earthquake
2. a trumpet played by oliver hardy
3. the boiling pot of water that cooked the rabbits in "fatal attraction"
4. the lead singer from the band "crash test dummies" on a heroin binge
5. darth vader during the second best orgasm of his life
yes, it should be an interesting night.