behold the 40 inch 1080p LCD full HDTV with integrated ATSC tuner that i just welcomed to my family.
although i bought the floor model that was only there for two days (so it was basically warmed up), and i got it for about $800 less than the ticketed price.
and that caused me to purchase the three year warranty for $450, which came complete with free installation, a monster cable and a cleaning kit.
and that still didn't add up to the listed retail price.
allow me to make the introduction: ass meet couch. couch meet ass.