how i'm officially jealous

i saw this commercial for "old spice" yesterday during the nfl playoffs and was officially jealous.

here's why:
1. bruce friggin' campbell.
2. the cryptic dialogue.
3. the neverending painting behind him goes from day to night to day and includes a sea monster.
4. he ends up at a reversed set from how he started.
5. it actually makes sense. somewhat.

jealous.