at the new year's party i went to, we were all in such deep conversation that we all missed the countdown. so, i wasted my one instance of brilliance per year in the opening moments by rewinding "new year's rockin' eve" through the dvr so we could relive the final thirty seconds we missed. so we celebrated new year's a minute later. it was hilarious and fantastic. i credit myself for saving new year's.
then again, as brilliant as that was, and i must admit, i was indeed brilliant, it doesn't compare to another new year's celebration featuring tara reid counting down to 0 from 60 but skipping over numbers and ignoring the twenties while pedro, who you should vote for, stares idiotically.
now that's brilliant stuff.
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