a beautiful young blonde woman was so depressed over her failed broadway acting career that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"you have so much to live for," said the sailor. "look, i'm off to europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. i’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
with nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to europe, the woman accepted. that night the sailor took her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. from then on, every night he would take her three sandwiches, and then he would make love to her until dawn.
three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "what are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"i have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "he brings me food and i get a free trip to europe."
"i see," the captain says.
"plus," she adds, "he’s screwing me."
"he certainly is," replied the captain. "this is the staten island ferry."