Tuesday, December 20, 2005

how to pay proper homage or else

i got this link of chuck norris facts from a friend today, and there might not be a funnier list ever compiled.

my favorites:

chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

chuck norris counted to infinity - twice.

and chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. as oswald shot, chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

makes you rethnk the genius of "walker: texas ranger".


Jaime Schwarz said...

how did i not send this link to you. I've had it for a month, me so sorry.

my two favs are:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Jaime Schwarz said...



I pitty the fool who doesn't read Mr. T's top 30