i got this link of chuck norris facts from a friend today, and there might not be a funnier list ever compiled.
chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
chuck norris counted to infinity - twice.
and chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. as oswald shot, chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
makes you rethnk the genius of "walker: texas ranger".