these are people i saw within the past 48 hours:
a woman on the bus with a beer gut that unfortunately was located in her right shin.
an older chinese man wearing a david byrne blazer.
two men working in the greek restaurant sporting saddam hussein mustaches.
a really enormously fat woman at a basketball game having a bit of trouble holding onto her three hot dogs and diet coke.
i like to thank each and every one of these people for the obnoxiously snide internal laughter you gave me within the past two days. seriously, you make my world go round. and i know that i'm a terrible person making fun of these unfortunates, but i kept it all internal, so that's got to add up for something in my favor, right?
right?
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