Tuesday, December 27, 2005

how to find a reason for insanity

just a scant three months after splitting from her first husband (and with their divorce papers not even finalized), tori spelling is getting married again, this time to 39-year-old actor nobody dean mcdermott.

it's obvious that she's careening out of control. and i wonder, probably regretfully now, how different her life would be if she had only eaten anything - like a little garden salad or a snickers bar - on the day of her famous beverly hills high prom, before she drank way too much and way before she fainted in front of mrs. teasley.

and if that weren't traumatic enough, to be suspended the day before she graduates, sentenced to summer school - summer school! - only for it to be lifted at the very last moment with the help of a chanting student body, well, those incidents can jar even the most grounded person.

i understand, tori. you're lost. but it's not your fault.

it's not your fault.

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