tom clancy said that the difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
that couldn't be proven any more than by the day-to-day existance of tom cruise.
at this point, he is quickly becoming a parody. of what, i don't know, but it sure as hell ain't of someone from this planet.
take this new item from his crazyhouse: "don't question me about the history of sonograms. only i know the history of sonograms. you don't."
okay, he didn't say that.
but you know he was thinking it.
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he didn't say that but he bought a sonogram? why not just buy an MRI and have fun sticking metal objects on it till you leak blood out your ears too. Ah, life in the crazy lane. I guess MJ went too far and we gave up on him so in steps cruise to take his place. Now all he needs is a pet monkey. Or maybe that's what the new baby will be. Can't wait to hear baby names out of this one.
Proving once again that Tom Cruise is real. You couldn't create a fictional character like him.
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