because of my cold/flu, i've been breathing from my mouth for the past five days. and because of that, my lips are chapped.
so i had to buy chapstick.
i hate chapstix. not that i don't like the idea of it or how it tastes, but i hate that it looks like i'm applying lipstick on my mouth.
i'm a guy. i don't do lipstick on myself.
but i had to. and i am completely emasculated.
so i've been wondering what other somewhat innocent things i can do to make myself look and feel like someone who has his balls in a jar.
here's an incomplete list:
- share an umbrella with another man
- drink from a straw
- fall gracefully
- order a mohito
more to come.