here's a delightful story of a man who test drove a BMW during a promotional event in which BMW donated $1 to breast cancer research for every mile the car was driven. of course, instead of driving on the 15 mile course, he never returned the car and was arrested on staten island a week later.
and how does his lawyer defend him? here you go:
"This man had no intent to keep the car forever or steal it," the lawyer continued. "He thought he was helping out a breast-cancer [research] promotion. No good deed goes unpunished."
i...uh...there are no words.