how i'm sure i watched this when i was thirteen, but it's almost twenty years later and i hope i blocked it out

then again, when something like "think big!' starring gary carter, mookie wilson and roger mcdowell comes along, it really should be burned inside your memory bank forever. so i'm sure this 25-minute masterpiece just escaped my eyes during that time.

there's so many things special about this. there really is. especially when they type in pete rose at "100% discipline". that, my friends, is comedy gold.

there's three parts to this musical. and you're gonna need 100% desire, 100% teamwork and 100% determination to get through them all. but trust me. it's absolutely brilliant.

of course, if the 2006 yankees had done a remake of "think big!" starring jason giambi and gary sheffield, it would have had a different meaning completely. and, of course, a-rod would had flubbed his lines at the most dramatic scenes.