how i don't know exactly what this gets me in the world

but yours truly has been invited to be a commentor for sports gossip website deadspin.com.

so, what happens is that when they post an article about a certain sports topic - usually something barbaro related, sometimes about an mustached ohio state fan caught masturbating in a library, or occasionally about a great pick-up line by a blowhard sportscenter anchor - just click on "comments", and yuo'll see that i'll have posted something funny.

well, at least to me.

and i ain't gonna lie, it'll most likely be barbaro related.

anyways, this is my deadspin commentor page. enjoy the subtleties, sarcasm and inanity of my smartass remarks.

this is what happens when you have too much spare time on your hands.