he's dated every young hot starlet in hollywood. hell, he was with lindsay lohan for a year at the most ideal time - before she became a walking virus. and you can't read anything about hollywood without seeing his name mentioned somewhere.
and now, i just watched him co-host a full hour with my beloved, kelly ripa.
a full hour.
with kelly ripa.
i don't get it.
this guy was "fez" from "that 70s show".
the modern-day screech.
i don't see dustin diamond anywhere cool. i don't see him dating anyone famous. hell, i don't see him. god damn, his house is up for sale. that's more like it for screech.
seriously, someone explain it to me.
this isn't a joke. seriously, i need an explanation.