reggie miller, i don't want you to retire. i want to watch you play basketball forever.
this is a long way from my feelings of seven years ago, where i wished rickets on you.
either way, thank you reggie. not really for breaking my heart in game 5 of the 1994 playoffs. or for those last nine seconds in game two of the 1995 playoffs, giving me a story to tell my future children about how i saw the impossible.
thank you for being the best villain a superfan can ask for. and i'm gonna miss booing the shit out of you. i wanted you to win tonight's game so i could boo you once more. that is how i show respect.
but don't let it get to that alien head of yours.
i still wish rickets on you.
just not as fatal.