there are things that sound good in theory but wind up horrible in execution.
there are things that don't sound very good in theory, but wind up not so bad when terrible.
and then there's something like this which is just...i don't really know how to describe this. i'm not even sure there are words.
i mean, the guy billed himself as "a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun", and he couldn't wrangle up more than $300 to build a website?
by the way, this is actually real. this is not a fake.