Tuesday, May 30, 2006

how to be eschewed by the celebrity circuit

roll call, beverly hills high, 2024.

suri cruise? here.
moses martin? here.
shiloh pitt-jolie? here.
kingston rossdale? here.
grier shields-hammond? here.
johnny sorvino-backus?


i mean, how could they name that poor kid "johnny"? doesn't he know that he's gonna get teased with a ridiculous name like that?

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