this is from my friend todd brotze:
Tonight (Tue. 5/16) at 9:00e/8:00c on NBC, you might** see me hanging upside-down in a bat cave delivering a one-liner as "Vampire Man" on Scrubs.
** - unless I ended up on the cutting room floor... in which case, those attending the viewing will receive a live reenactment at no additional charge.
so he's got that going for him, which is nice.