how fake deserves a fate that's fake

i think it's classic that home run #715 by barry bonds was caught by a guy on line at a concession stand.

you know. a non-baseball fan.

think about it: who on earth would go to a concession stand to get his girlfriend some peanuts when barry bonds, the famous and infamous slugger, is about to step to the plate, and you have a chance to witness firsthand a momentous home run, one that topples the sport's biggest legend?

no baseball fan i know would get peanuts.

i just think it's apropro. the biggest fake in the ballpark catching a milestone home run ball by the biggest fake in baseball.

fantastic.