Friday, June 15, 2007

how maryhanks_2007@libero.it thinks i'm a winner

i am a lucky lucky lucky man to be endowed with winning a lottery such like this, although what doesn't come with my prizes are classes to improve your spelling and grammar.

then again, with all my winnings, i don't need to lern how to spel or rite goode.

yes yes, i am a winner.

bow before me.

verified by an actual e-mail from an actual something:

ATTENTION WINNER!!!

Your participation for this Online loterij was selected from your e-mail domain and your e-mail luckily won a raffle ticket that entered you for this year draw held at the Headquaters today. You have therefore been approved to legally claim a total sum of One Million Euros(1,000.000.00 Euros.).Your e-mail address was attached to a Ticket Number:1327795, Batch: TL/0534/30/06 Reply To file for your claim, please forward the following information(s)below ;

(i) FULL NAMES.
(ii) CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE.
(iii) DIRECT PHONE/FAX NUMBER (STATE PREFERED TIME TO CALL).
(iv) OCCUPATION
(v) BATCH NUMBER

Congratulations from all members and staffs of dayzers loterij promotion.

Best Regards,
Mrs Mary Hanks.

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